Who knew Indian would honk your horn? This North Fitzroy curry house is imbued with effortless urban cool, thanks to the Hindi proverbs on the walls and the solemn wedding portrait on the menu. Named after the instruction plastered on the back of most Indian trucks, Horn Please has garnered a huge following (as evidenced by the regular queues). Choose “from the street” (such as the tandoori trout with a side of slaw) or “from the pots” (slow-cooked goat in pickling spices). The papdi chaat looks more like nachos, while the lentil dumplings will knock your socks off.
167 St Georges Road, Fitzroy North