The Exhibitionist Hotel
The Exhibitionist Hotel
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Deluxe Double Room, 1 Queen Bed
Deluxe Double Room, 1 Queen Bed
1 Queen Bed
161 sq feet
Internet - Free WiFi
Entertainment - Flat-screen TV with satellite channels
Food & Drink - Coffee/tea maker, electric kettle, and 24-hour room service
Sleep - Egyptian cotton linens, blackout drapes/curtains, and bed sheets
Bathroom - Private bathroom, designer toiletries, and a separate bathtub and shower with a rainfall showerhead
Practical - Laptop-compatible safe, desk, and iron/ironing board (on request)
Comfort - Air conditioning, daily housekeeping, and heating
Non-Smoking
Superior Double Room, 1 King Bed
Superior Double Room, 1 King Bed
1 King Bed
226 sq feet
Internet - Free WiFi
Entertainment - Flat-screen TV with satellite channels
Food & Drink - Coffee/tea maker, electric kettle, and 24-hour room service
Sleep - Egyptian cotton linens, blackout drapes/curtains, and bed sheets
Bathroom - Private bathroom, designer toiletries, and a separate bathtub and shower with a rainfall showerhead
Practical - Laptop-compatible safe, desk, and iron/ironing board (on request)
Comfort - Air conditioning, daily housekeeping, and heating
Non-Smoking, renovated in 2014
Superior Double Room, 1 King Bed, Balcony
Superior Double Room, 1 King Bed, Balcony
1 King Bed
269-sq-foot room with a balcony/patio
Internet - Free WiFi
Entertainment - Flat-screen TV with satellite channels
Food & Drink - Coffee/tea maker, electric kettle, and 24-hour room service
Sleep - Egyptian cotton linens, blackout drapes/curtains, and bed sheets
Bathroom - Private bathroom, designer toiletries, and a separate bathtub and shower with a rainfall showerhead
Practical - Laptop-compatible safe, desk, and iron/ironing board (on request)
Comfort - Air conditioning, daily housekeeping, and heating
Non-Smoking
Jimmy Martin Penthouse
Jimmy Martin Penthouse
1 King Bed
592-sq-foot room with a balcony/patio
Layout - Bedroom and sitting area
Internet - Free WiFi
Entertainment - Flat-screen TV with satellite channels
Food & Drink - Coffee/tea maker, electric kettle, and 24-hour room service
Sleep - Egyptian cotton linens, blackout drapes/curtains, turndown service, and bed sheets
Bathroom - Private bathroom, designer toiletries, and a separate bathtub and shower with a rainfall showerhead
Practical - Laptop-compatible safe, desk, and iron/ironing board (on request)
Comfort - Air conditioning, daily housekeeping, and heating
Non-Smoking
Drop Dead Gorgeous Splash Suite
Drop Dead Gorgeous Splash Suite
1 Queen Bed
592 sq feet
Layout - Separate sitting area
Relax - Private hot tub
Internet - Free WiFi
Entertainment - Flat-screen TV with satellite channels
Food & Drink - Coffee/tea maker, electric kettle, and 24-hour room service
Sleep - Egyptian cotton linens, blackout drapes/curtains, turndown service, and bed sheets
Bathroom - Private bathroom, designer toiletries, and a separate bathtub and shower with a rainfall showerhead
Practical - Laptop-compatible safe, desk, and iron/ironing board (on request)
Comfort - Air conditioning, daily housekeeping, and heating
Need to Know - No rollaway/extra beds available
Non-Smoking
Standard Double Room, 1 Queen Bed
Standard Double Room, 1 Queen Bed
1 Queen Bed
161 sq feet
Internet - Free WiFi
Entertainment - Flat-screen TV with satellite channels
Food & Drink - Coffee/tea maker, electric kettle, and 24-hour room service
Sleep - Egyptian cotton linens, blackout drapes/curtains, and bed sheets
Bathroom - Private bathroom, designer toiletries, and a separate bathtub and shower with a rainfall showerhead
Practical - Laptop-compatible safe, desk, and iron/ironing board (on request)
Comfort - Air conditioning, daily housekeeping, and heating
Non-Smoking
Trash City Suite
Trash City Suite
1 King Bed
269-sq-foot room with a balcony/patio
Internet - Free WiFi
Entertainment - Flat-screen TV with satellite channels
Food & Drink - Coffee/tea maker, electric kettle, and 24-hour room service
Sleep - Egyptian cotton linens, blackout drapes/curtains, turndown service, and bed sheets
Bathroom - Private bathroom, designer toiletries, and a separate bathtub and shower with a rainfall showerhead
Practical - Laptop-compatible safe, desk, and iron/ironing board (on request)
Comfort - Air conditioning, daily housekeeping, and heating
Non-Smoking
Squint Penthouse
Squint Penthouse
1 King Bed
592-sq-foot room with city views
Layout - Separate sitting area
Internet - Free WiFi
Entertainment - Flat-screen TV with satellite channels
Food & Drink - Coffee/tea maker, electric kettle, and 24-hour room service
Sleep - Egyptian cotton linens, blackout drapes/curtains, turndown service, and bed sheets
Bathroom - Private bathroom, designer toiletries, and a separate bathtub and shower with a rainfall showerhead
Practical - Laptop-compatible safe, desk, and iron/ironing board (on request)
Comfort - Air conditioning, daily housekeeping, and heating
Non-Smoking
Squint Splash Suite
Squint Splash Suite
1 King Bed
527 sq feet
Layout - Bedroom
Relax - Private hot tub
Internet - Free WiFi
Entertainment - Flat-screen TV with satellite channels
Food & Drink - Coffee/tea maker, electric kettle, and 24-hour room service
Sleep - Egyptian cotton linens, blackout drapes/curtains, turndown service, and bed sheets
Bathroom - Private bathroom, designer toiletries, and a separate bathtub and shower with a rainfall showerhead
Practical - Laptop-compatible safe, desk, and iron/ironing board (on request)
Comfort - Air conditioning, daily housekeeping, and heating
Non-Smoking
Getting there
Cromwell Road - 0.1 km / 0.1 mi
Natural History Museum - 0.2 km / 0.1 mi
Victoria and Albert Museum - 0.5 km / 0.3 mi
Science Museum - 0.6 km / 0.3 mi
Imperial College London - 0.6 km / 0.4 mi
Kensington High Street - 0.9 km / 0.5 mi
Kensington Gardens - 1 km / 0.6 mi
Hyde Park - 1.1 km / 0.7 mi
Royal Albert Hall - 1.1 km / 0.7 mi
Harrods - 1.1 km / 0.7 mi
Sloane Square - 1.7 km / 1 mi
Kensington Palace - 1.7 km / 1.1 mi
Thames River - 1.9 km / 1.2 mi
Hyde Park Corner - 2.1 km / 1.3 mi
Stamford Bridge Stadium - 2.3 km / 1.4 mi
The nearest airports are:
London City Airport (LCY) - 18.3 km / 11.4 mi
Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 23.3 km / 14.5 mi
Gatwick Airport (LGW) - 91 km / 56.6 mi
Luton Airport (LTN) - 56.4 km / 35 mi
Farnborough (FAB) - 59.5 km / 37 mi
The preferred airport for The Exhibitionist Hotel is Heathrow Airport (LHR).
- Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
- Government-issued photo identification and a credit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
- Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
- The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
- This property accepts credit cards; cash is not accepted
- Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, a security system, and a first aid kit
- This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
- Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property; the policies listed are provided by the property
Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property.
- This property's policy is to refuse certain bookings for the purpose of group events or parties, including pre-wedding stag/bachelor and hen/bachelorette parties.
- Contactless check-out is available.
You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:
- Deposit: GBP 50 per accommodation, per stay
We have included all charges provided to us by the property.
- Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 15.95 for adults and GBP 15.95 for children
The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.
We pay our respects to Elders past and present.